Doogie Horner is a writer, stand-up comedian, and host of the Ministry of Secret Jokes. He is the author of The First Timer’s Kit (Quirk, 2008) Dirty Jokes Every Man Should Know (Quirk, 2009), and the forthcoming Everything Explained Through Flowcharts (Harper Collins, 2010). His writing is also featured in McSweeney’s Joke Book of Book Jokes (Vintage, 2008). The Ministry of Secret Jokes is a comedy show/shadowy cabal that knows all your darkest secrets, and writes knock-knock jokes about them.